Stay tuned for a blog post that is so entertaining that all other blogs will crap their pants in shame. That is assuming, of course, that other blogs wear pants. And, that those blogs adorning trousers have a digestive system capable of producing enough excrement to fill said garment.
OK, maybe a blog crapping its pants is the wrong way to describe the reaction from my upcoming post. Maybe those blogs will simply stand there with a look of amazement on their faces. Yes, I know, blogs don't have faces, nor the ability to stand. Scratch that reaction also.
When I post my next entry, there will be an aura of jealousy emanating from internet.
That's wrong too. In fact, I really have no idea what my next post will be. I don't even have a vague topic. So I'm basically setting myself up for failure here. I can never live up to the standards I hold myself to, so why do I insist on hyping up a certain failure?
I just crapped my pants in shame.
The writer:
- QuickPE
- Chris is a thirty (crap, forty)-something professional engineer who enjoys attractive objects and aurally pleasing arrangements. His interests include breathing and thinking, and one day he hopes to combine his love of hobbies with his passion for achievement. He is also a bit overweight.
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imagine my utter disappointment at the end of this post.....such a tease. Here i wait...for the next blog post, and finally, i have one, and not just one, one announcing an even larger one, a better one....and then....shattered. :(
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