How often has this happened to you?

You're driving to work, minding your own business, then BAM someone wants to drive on the same road as you! I'm sorry, but I-270 is mine!! Find your own outer belt to get around the city on. Listen, I'm not going to be using it for long, just a couple of miles and it's all yours.

Do I go to the mall when it's your time? No. Even though I always see tons of cars parked there, obviously owned by inconsiderate buttinskies to whom privacy is an unknown concept, I respect your space.

OK, I understand that roads, malls, and the Earth's atmosphere are all public domain. I completely understand everybody wanting to "share". But that's not me. It's my right to not want any of your filthy exhaled carbon dioxide in my atmosphere when I'm trying to breathe, right?!

I apologize if this sounded harsh, but it's how I choose to live. And with that, I will exit the internet so that you can have your turn. Please don't stay on too long.