Going through the ol' spam folder!

For never giving out my work email address, I seem to get an extraordinarily large amount of spam. The bulk of it is for "blue pills" or watches. Please let me know if you are looking for either of these, as I can probably dig up a contact. Here is a sampling of others, and what I imagine they are promising:

"Do not let them mock at small weener!"

Wouldn't a huge wiener dog just be ridiculous looking though???

"Turn your short and tiny stick to something you can be proud of!"

Proud, yes. Useful, no.

"Turn your dwarf into a giant"

Can't we find something in between?!

"Massive rod is easy to gain"

Now if only we could gain massive arms!

"Impress her with your huge boner"

Not sure Andrew Koenig could be any bigger than he was 20 years ago!