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Monday, July 21, 2008

Cancer is bad

There are a lot of things I cannot stand in this world, but I have always had a difficult time expressing my dislike of these. Sure, I have my blog, but even the 1 (maybe 2) loyal readers are not enough to help spread my message and fight for change. Then the other day, as I was driving to work, I passed a vehicle who's driver was fed up, and decided to express herself. On the rear window, in bold white letters, was the word "CANCER". But I knew this was no pro-cancer advertisement, for just above and to the right of this word was a small child, with his back turned, urinating. And from where I was, it appeared he was relieving himself on the word "CANCER"!

Now, was this lady upset with people born between the end of June and early July? Possibly. Those people annoy me too. But I think deep down, she was disgusted with the disease by the same name. And what better way to disrespect someone or something than to pee on it. I can't stand white porcelain, and I show my anger every day in the same manner. I have even been known to hate trees and car tires in the past. But peeing on a concept is quite difficult. I'm not sure how to urinate on genocide or nepotism, so maybe this sticker idea would work.

So, if you too are fed up with things in life, feel free to post these stickers on your vehicle and let the world know: "I'm mad as hell, and I'm going to pee on things!"

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