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I would like to thank all of those people who have informed me that I have not updated my blog in a few months. This must be some sort of network error on the part of Blogger since I distinctly remember posting a new entry every single day. I don't know, maybe my posts were sent to your spam folder. Did you check that? Aw, you already emptied it? That sucks. I just switched computers and, in the move, lost all of my backup files. Damn, I wish you could have read those entries; there were some great ones!
In January, I spent quite a few days talking about how I had this strange feeling something major was about to happen in Japan. My detailed plans for ending world hunger and reducing our national debt occupied a lot of the February posts. Oh, and then there was the classic "OMG! I've Never Laughed So Hard In My Life" entry about that incident that took place at the old folks home. I've got tears rolling down my face just thinking about it LOL!
I'm so sorry that none of these made it onto the site. But as you can see, I've still been just as entertaining as ever, and in no way have fallen into a dismal abyss of work, stress, depression, and complete lack of self worth.