I want to assure all of my "old" friends and family that I will not forget you. Your support has been well appreciated the last couple of years as I started this highly successful blog. But alas, it's time to move on to bigger and better things.
I will ask that nobody call my cell phone, as I now have to reserve it for A-list celebrities who need to get a hold of me. Also, I've decided to change my name. Be on the lookout for mentions of "Raphael Strongarm" in GQ and People.
It's tough to deny the massive surge in readers. Twice in the past month I've seen page hits in the double digits! But now I find myself wondering where I can go from here. I mean, this is pretty much the peak of blogdom (and if "blogdom" is not a word, it is now damn it!) Is it time to retire the written word and get into feature films? Maybe. Or perhaps my witty insight can land me a talk show hosting job. There seems to be a pretty good market for those!
Well, no matter what direction my career takes, I will undoubtedly be successful beyond all expectations. I think the first move should be to relocate to L.A. where I can be more readily available to those who need me. Can I get a plane ticket for $20.45?
-R.S.
Well, no matter what direction my career takes, I will undoubtedly be successful beyond all expectations. I think the first move should be to relocate to L.A. where I can be more readily available to those who need me. Can I get a plane ticket for $20.45?
-R.S.
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