No Time To Post Anything

Seriously, if I don't get this project out ASAP, the boss is going to have my ass! I don't have the time to think up a silly anecdote about how some obscure cartoon character, let's say Revs from Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch, would never be able to work in a school setting because he would always be offering the kids cockporn, I mean popcorn.

There just isn't time. I really have to prioritize this morning. No jokes, no funny pictures, and especially no lists! To sit down and try and come up with the top 5 Halloween costumes for under $5 would be wrong in so many ways. 1) That requires a lot of creative thinking, which at this point needs to be focused on the site plan I'm working on. 2) I generally try to stay away from cheap and quick costumes that need to be explained or are based on a pun. 3) A topic like that would be better reserved for the days leading up to Halloween - you've got over a month to come up with something truly great. 4) Nobody is coming to my blog to find a Halloween costume, and 5) I usually run out of good ideas after 3 or 4.

So I'll just put this placeholder here to show that I gave my blog a little attention today. Dedicated readers may be a bit disappointed, but then again, I have no dedicated readers. Trust me, if I had even a couple minutes, I would write something, but today, I'm just too busy.