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On Wednesdays I take time to review a particular product or issue or whatever else I can think up.

I was all set to give an in depth review of the current situation in Zimbabwe (if Mugabe thinks he can continue this charade, he's dead wrong!), however, I feel it is more appropriate to have a discussion on carrots.

Taking the pro-carrot stance will be a talking rabbit.
Siding against carrots will be a stapler.

[Talking Rabbit] Carrots are a wonderful source of beta-carotene. Beta-carotene prevents vitamin A deficiency, has antioxidant and immune-enhancing properties, and supports reproductive health.

[Stapler] I have no genitals.

[Talking Rabbit] Their crunch makes for a perfect mid-day snack. And, with only 52 calories per cup (raw), you won't feel guilty!

[Stapler] People pound me on the head all day.

[Talking Rabbit] For quick, nutritious soup that can be served hot or cold, purée boiled carrots and potatoes in a blender or food processor, and add herbs and spices to taste.

[Stapler] Fuck! I'm jammed again! Get the goddamn pliers and help me out you puff-tailed little shit!!!

[Talking Rabbit] I don't have opposable thumbs.

[Stapler] Carrots suck.

[Talking Rabbit] I just gave birth to another dozen.